Josh Abbott announced his platform for Texas governor and let me tell you he's got my vote!

#MyTexas gov campaign

1) legalize casinos & marijuana
2) statewide pay increases for teachers
3) tuition forgiveness for teachers & nurses
4) free tuition for farmers & ranchers kids
5) Taco Tuesday an official weekly holiday
6) secede

I’m Josh Abbott & I approve this message

— Josh AbboŦŦ (@joshabbottband) June 17, 2020

Of course this is all a joke, but his fans love the idea so much that he produced t-shirts for the occasion. They're available for pre-order for $25. Remember, a vote for Josh Abbott is a vote for Taco Tuesday!